Welcome to me

This is my first post, which is quite a redundant statement giving that there aren't going to be any other posts for a while. Anyway, thought I'd say hi and tell you in general what this blog is going to be like as far as I know. I'd guarantee it'll be like this but unfortunately I can not predict the future. If you can, good for you. But you should probably go see a doctor and tell him about the traumatic events that occurred in your childhood granting you this ability. Please people, do not abuse your children. I digress.

I will write about events that occur and my opinion about them. Both events that occur in popular culture, and occasionally events in my own life if I grant you the right to hear about me. In response to this, if I am wrong about something that occurs, please send me an email detailing my wrongness. Do not troll, do not be an asshole. Rule number one of existing is to not be an asshole. You will not make very many friends, and you are probably the kind of person who enables their children to think they can see the future. Again I digress.

I will try to cover anything "big" that happens, but remember that I am a High School student and I have things to do, people to see, things to see, and people to do. On that note, I would rather you do not send me emails asking me to cover a particular story, but if you send the email with naked pictures of yourself I will be significantly more inclined to cover said story. This does not include you Martha Stewart, because no one wants to see that.

Have fun, be safe, and don't physically assault anyone with a can of disinfectant because you will do jail time. And the judge will not accept your plea of "temporary insanitary".